instead of “grammar nazi” i like to use “word police” because

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

  1. it’s less offensive but
  2. still implies that their motivations are rooted in classism and racism

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I really wanna fuck in a pool. Like the possibilities are endless. My god. But it’s like. Our pool. In our backyard you feel me. Boy. Bet I be eating pussy under water. That’s some wavy next level shit. Put on my goggles. And i’m gone. That’d be some shit if i’m eating her and she’s so into it and she feels me stop and is like ” baby ? ” and i’m on the other side of the pool floating dead. I forgot I needed air. Ain’t even come up smh

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  • Me: smile for me daddy
  • Nelly: what you lookin at?
  • Me: I wanna see your grillz
  • Nelly: you wanna see my what?
  • Me: yea your grillz, ya ya your grillz
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jetgreguar:

fuck school 

jetgreguar:

fuck school 

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me as a parent

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theterriblechild:

GOD

this is the momest thing..

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THEY’RE DOING IT!!!

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homies help homies

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